"My Kingdom is not of this world" He said. So you belong on Mars, Krazy baby.

trump IS a War Crime so those that voted for him are the War Criminals IMHO.

They knew he was going to start an illegal war against immigrants.

They knew he was going to start an illegal war against those he didn't like.

They knew he was going to start an illegal war against the media.

They knew he was going to start an illegal tariff war against the rest of the world.

They know he was going to start an illegal war against the Constitution.

They knew he was going to start an illegal war against the laws of this country.

They knew he was going to fight an illegal war against the rights of citizens to vote.

They knew. They voted for him. They still support him. They are war criminals.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what is the difference between a humanitarian and a cannibal?

I need someone to write an AI phone answerer for the robocallers with the following specs

It answers in Krasnov's voice.

It expresses intense interest in the product or service.

It keeps the robot on the line while constantly trying to get a human by expressing interest but needing specific information.

It agrees to buy anything but the caller must call a different number (at Mar-a-lago) for approval and credit card number or it provides fake or pre-used crypto account details or gift card numbers.

If all else fails and it has gotten a human, it tries to get information from the person while talking about fake common interests or tries to convince them that it is a food delivery service and the credit card given at the time of the order is no good and if they don't pay, the police will stop by to arrest them.

Oh! It must be free.

If the Iranians hacked Patel's email, can we all pray for them to release the juicy ones?

Nothing like another worthless piece of garbage biting the dust.

Uruguay faces dilemma from the deep: what to do with a salvaged Nazi eagle?

My title is a copy of an article title in The Guardian

The eagle was on a WW2 German Battleship.

I have a suggestion for what can be done with it.

Put cheap gold color paint on it.
Award it to Krasnov as "The Nazi Peace Prize"
Uruguay gets the honor; krasnov gets the award he craves; Uruguay is safe for a while from attack.

Another lying email from the VA!

Private Bonespurs wins Battle of San Jeffry Hill. Picture of his followers in body of posting.

In many years in the future, the instructor in Military Honors and Ethics at each of our Military Academies

is going to ask the class "Do you know who General X and Admiral Y were?"

The class will reply in unison (military students always reply in unison) "NO SIR!" (They always reply loudly.)

"They won the Battle of Jeffry Island and lost the Epsteinian War."

And one student will ask "Sir, where are they buried? Arlington? "

"No. In some long-closed Florida golf course, in unmarked graves under a sand trap."

Florida Marine Veteran to Leave US After Long Citizenship Battle